Update 1 from the Future! (Korea)

Korean cows and cow farmers are in danger. The price of one baby cow in Korea averages to about $15. And corn is a staple in cow feed, and corn is very expensive to buy in Korea. Cow farmers everywhere are going broke as fck and having to throw their precious babies away. I loveeee cows so this saddens me deeply. Just because of this I am gonna drink more milk, even though Korean milk tastes super super fatty. If I compared its taste to American milk, it would be labled WHOLLLLLEEEE milk, not WHOLE milk. All of you girls should drink more milk too. It helps you shit, which is good for girls (we have more constipation issues than guys.) And more importantly, it will help you ward off osteoporosis in the future. Better safe than too late and sorry! Yea 'osteoporosis' sounds like something really irrelevant to us right now as youngins, but you know how time flies. All of a sudden when your bone density goes to shit you don't wanna look back and wish you drank more ooyoo. And Asian women are one of the most susceptible people to osteoporosis so you don't wanna start breakin bones and shit to find out!

I don't write in this blog that often, but since all of you back home are asking the same questions and I have to repeat the same stories over and over again, I'll write in this shit and upload interesting pics more often.

Electrical wires near my area.... this can't be good haha.

I live right next to a church. I hear hella Korean Christians wailing in very fervent prayer all the time. "Jooyuh~~~(add gibberish)." Prayer is good. But it doesn't always have to be so vocal. Or even articulate, for that matter. Any loving God won't judge you for the "cool" things you articulated while praying. People should just keep it real.

I heard children singing for hours on Saturday. I hope that doesn't happen every week because I can't stand when children sing. Especially when it's like a whole choir full of kids. Cuz I know only like a few of them are actually into the singing and shit like that is more for the parents to squeal and ogle over. And the ones who are actually into the singing sound and look so obnoxious. Ew. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE kids. But I HATE it when parents make their kids do shit they don't want to do. And kids are sometimes too young to know that whatever it is they're being forced to do is actually something they wouldn't wanna do. Haha.

My uncle, aunt, aunt's friend and I all share one bathroom. Showering is a bitch in many ways. Oh how I dread the summer, coming up soon. I haven't experienced a Korean summer since I was a kid. And I don't want to experience it, either. I'm honestly very frightened and scared about that. And it's not like I can be naked all the time. Hmm. Also I'm going to force myself to drink. FORCE yes. I do NOT intend on being sober for 1~2 straight years hell no.
I been meaning to exercise more while living in Korea. Looks like that shit ain't heppening. Haha. At least I have to walk a LOT more. No more conveniently pulling up into parking spaces like 10 feet from the entrance of wherever it is I have to go. I walk to the subway station and walk even more to get to work from the subway station. It's such a bitch but I suppose I'm getting at least some of the exercise I said I was gonna do and are not doing.


I live next to a shitload of aluminum and metal thingy shop people. It's not that great. But it's not bad. Before this house my aunt and uncle lived in a nice ass apartment. BOO for the move. The doors are so creaky it's a bitch to slip in/out late at night or early in the morning.

I've only gone out to play... 3 times now. I'm booked all week, Mon-Fri, serving 9 hour days. 10 hours if I count the transportation time. And 11 hours if I count the getting ready for work time. I don't care how tired I am, I am going to play every weekend. If I have noone to play with I'll go on trips by myself. Well maybe not. That's probably more easy to say than do, cuz it's not like I'm ballin out of control. But we're only young once... I have the rest of my life to only worry about all work and no play.

To the right is a picture of the paper cups I use at my work.
"I PISS" lol. I once passed by a place that sells King Crab. And on the window there was a big sign that said, "킹크랩-2만원" (KING CRAP-$20) LOL I will take a picture of that next time.

The air in Korea smells so bad. I LOVE it. Xtine knows what I'm talking about. To register myself to the immigration office I had to take an ID picture. I went to some picture place in the subway because the man in the photo booth machine was taking forreverr.It was $3 more expensive but I did it anyway. After I took the pic, I hear the man clicking away furiously behind the wall.. and by furiously I mean helllla fast, like clickclickclickclick NONSTOP for a couple of minutes. Then he calmed down. Then he gave me 8 copies of my edited pic. Apparently this studio was one of those studios that like photoshop your face before they print it out. I'm glad I paid $3 more and I get to look good in my Alien ID card hahaha. BTW this picture looks better in person. hahaha



Next update: pics of random artwork & party pics haha